Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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