I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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