Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
lol hangovers are for mortals.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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