It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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