Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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