But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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