i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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