Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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