come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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