make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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