I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Randomize
