Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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