i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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