Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
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I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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