oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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