Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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