that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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