Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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