i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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