Having a random hookup so left but love u
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
