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Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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