ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Randomize
