His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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