You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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