So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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