don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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