I need help removing her.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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