And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I will pee on everything he values.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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