I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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