where am i from again
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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