I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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