O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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