Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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