i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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