I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize