i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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