Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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