He is an equal opportunity slut.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Randomize
