theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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