After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
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Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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