I think I am morally bankrupt
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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