I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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