I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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