Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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