areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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