dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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