if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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