BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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