The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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