Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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