Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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