And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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