You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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