I think my fart just growled at me.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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