My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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