Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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