Just fell off a train. Bad.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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