I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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