I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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