): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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